Whore Score

I just took the "What’s Her Whore Score? The Grood Guide to Determining How Much of a Whore She Really Is" test. I heard about this on the radio. I am not a whore at all. I got one point. I guess that is good. I just thought I would have scored a little higher.

3 or less = Time Whore
Seriously, 3 points. Why are you even looking? If you can only find three measly points, you’ll be wasting your time all fucking night. If anything, you’ll get her phone number. Then you have to call her and go on a date. That wastes more time and starts dipping into the wallet. These are things we want to avoid. If you want a girlfriend, this chick might be good for you, but if you want a blowjob in the back of the bar, keeping looking. Shit, even a nun can get two points with a lei on her car rear view mirror.

If you would like to find out how much of a whore you are check out the link.
Are you a whore?