An Afternoon with Kevin Smith

Yerty and I went to see An Afternoon with Kevin Smith today. I like Kevin Smith, he’s a funny guy, and I like his movies so I thought it would be cool. It was not cool. Actually it was cool and by that I mean fucking freezing. After waiting three and a half hours for the show to start I was ready to go about an hour into the show. These fucking people asking questions are so stupid. No one cares who you are or what you fucking do or what you think for that matter. Just spit out the damn question. Anyway…Kevin Smith was somewhat funny but at about 7:00 p.m., after five hours of listening to him talk that was enough for me, not to mention that by this point I was an icicle and hadn’t eaten since 11:30 a.m. So if I had not been waiting for three hours for the show to start, if I hadn’t been freezing my damn ass off and if I had had something to eat it probably would have been much more enjoyable. I just hope Yerty had a good time.