I thought this was just hysterical and I hope you do too. I didn�t write it.

�cheerios rest on the floor, chilled by the thought of the wheels on the chair, oh, yarg, the chair, coming slowly, then retracting, seemingly unaware of their vunerability. if they could shake they would. the chair makes another pass. no, oh no, not larry. larry the cheerio. we'll all miss him. who will guard the outer perimeter now? "NO, HERE IT COMES AGAIN! RUN!", yells susie frantically. charlie replys, in almost a manical laugh "WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING? WE DON'T HAVE ANY FEET! MWA HA HA!" sigh, i need to vaccum my room, then go get a life.� - Steve A.

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